I sure do know how to stretch a story out. . . have you noticed how many people use the cliché “long story short”, and then proceed to make a short story even longer? I am sort of doing that here, except I break it into chapters for you, because of another cliché that applies to many blog posts: TLDR (Too long, didn’t read).
Here is scanned Minnesota cabin drawing before I scrubbed it up on Photoshop Junior.
Here it is converted to gray scale with all the chuds erased and the paper color also erased. Chuds are marks on the scanning bed—this word came from the days when I worked in a frame shop. Sometimes after you’d get a piece of art all sealed up under the mat and frame and backing, with paper secured over the back, you’d flip it over and there would be a little something under the glass. My co-workers called these little somethings “chuds”.
A few more thoughts. It was a thrill to have a stranger find me over the interwebs, because people are always contacting me to say that my Google ratings are too low and that they can help me. (No thanks, you creepy Stalking Strangers; how did you find me on Google if my ratings are too low??)
The customer was a pleasure to deal with. She mailed a check when I told her that PayPal takes a bite, she replied quickly when I asked for more information, and she even marked up the photos so I would know who was on first and what was on second.
Alas, I learned something the hard way. A few months ago, I raised my prices for pencil drawings. It had been years (decades??), and it just seemed like a wise move. BUT I DIDN’T RAISE THEM ON MY WEBSITE. Sigh.
Someone could use a business manager, an administrative assistant, a Girl Friday, a right-hand man. Hmm, I guess that’s the problem: my man is left-handed!
P.S. If you are curious about my prices, you can see them here: Pencil Drawing Prices. I only show the smallest and the largest, because sometimes it is all just too much information and too much work. (I’d rather be drawing.)
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Whenever someone, in the middle of their explanation, say, “To make a long story short . . . ” I mutter under my breath, “Too late!”
I also apply that cliché to podcasts: TLDL.
Nice drawing of the cabin in the snow. I’m sure your clients will be thrilled!
I get those “come-on” spam emails all the time for MineralKing.net, including telling me how awful the website looks and how they can create a stellar site that will immediately go viral, something like that.
(“I Don’t Know’s on third.”)
Sharon, “Too late” —I always think “oh boy, here we go. . .”
Thanks for liking the drawing—the drawing is in the mail and so is the check from the customer.
And thanks for getting my Who’s on first reference.